Sadly the site is closed due to some Generals having a problem.

Why this site?

Hi. My name is Kevin. Kevin "icylover" Elliott. Why the icylover? Well...I love cock.

Anyway.

I used to love Apple products. Then one day, a guy in the office bought a HTC Desire. I cant lie. I am jealous. It is a real phone compared to the mamby pamby bullshit I use on a daily basis. Another guy in the office...well...I suckered him in to buying one of my old shitty worthless phones. Lets call it an "iPhone 3". He loved it at first. Well, until he realised there were real phones out there. Phones that do what he wants them to. But it is OK, I explained to him. The only thing you need to do is "Buy an app for 59p!". So far, I have spent £3329 and I can now save email attachments. Oh. No I cant. Sorry, I better go looking for an app.

But anyway. I have an iPad too. It is awesome. By awesome, I obviously mean utter shit. I wish I had a HTC Desire but I am not man enough as I mentioned earlier.

Anyway, thats me. The icy lover. I am hoping you continue reading my future posts so you can be as bored shitless with my Apple ramblings as my poor work colleagues are.

Love and kisses,

Kev.

P.S - I may have on occassion mentioned that I would swallow Steve Jobs Jizz.